OP 26 May, 2025 - 12:13 AM
Alright, listen up, warriors of the internet! It’s time to put those lazy fingers down and pick up your... well, just your own body weight, actually. Welcome to the 100,000 Pushups Challenge — because why stop at regular fitness when you can totally wreck yourself over the next few months?
The goal:
Do 100,000 pushups. Yep. One hundred thousand. Sounds insane? That’s because it is. But hey, legends aren’t made by sitting on the couch and binge-watching shows, right?
How it works:
Pro tips:
Why do it?
Because pain is temporary, but bragging rights on this forum are forever. Plus, when you hit 100k, you’ll officially be too swole for normal clothes. Probably.
The goal:
Do 100,000 pushups. Yep. One hundred thousand. Sounds insane? That’s because it is. But hey, legends aren’t made by sitting on the couch and binge-watching shows, right?
How it works:
- Break those 100k into manageable chunks — daily, weekly, whatever floats your boat.
- Post your progress here — selfies, sweaty palms, tears, or all three. We want proof you’re actually suffering.
- Share your weird pushup stories. Tripped over your dog? Almost face-planted? We want the drama.
- Cheaters will be roasted. Harshly.
Pro tips:
- Start slow or you’ll be crying in a puddle on day 2.
- Use your knees if you have to — no shame in being smart.
- Stretch, breathe, survive.
- Pushups are a metaphor for life: sometimes you gotta get up and try again, even if you’re dead inside.
Why do it?
Because pain is temporary, but bragging rights on this forum are forever. Plus, when you hit 100k, you’ll officially be too swole for normal clothes. Probably.
