OP 09 July, 2022 - 05:12 AM
Okay so I (M19) know this sounds ridiculous but I can assure you I am NOT a troll or a bot and this is not some stupid copypasta either.
So basically, I have been playing with my ass. Mold from BD.
Horsecock.
Now I am not gay, I have NO interest in menCOCKS or menBALLS, but I have had a lot of interest in anal, because I heard it feels good and theres nothing gay about it.
okay so I was using that horsecock on my ass and it felt great, it was going in and out and my COCK was getting hard like plastic when suddenly I felt something... swampy in my ass.
I first ignored it and kept going until i felt more and more swampyness and its started kinda getting slippery in my sphinkter.
In hindsight, I think it was diarreah that was leaking out from all the melon I ate that day. Eventually I slipped on the orfice swamp turds and rammed the horsecock full force into my prostate like those tiny boxing sacks that women like to punch?
Thats my prostate but instead of fists its a horsecock.
I cummed harder like any man ever had, I lay there in a puddle of cum and a little bit of melon diarrehaeah, browned horseCOCK in hand, almost passing out from the strongest cum.
So one day later I was taking a shit that would make EDP proud. Massive log, almost constipated, like giving birth to a cement baby.
As soon as the shit came out I orgasmoned so hard I moaned out loud like a hirny bitch, which I hate myself for as it alerted the kindergarden janitor who came to look whats going on and then saw me squatting over the floor, which cost me my fucking job btw.
but I was super freaked out like holy moly macaroni why did I cum from taken a shit?!
Sure I sometimes get horny when it smells good enough, but I never outright came.
I think that when I hit my prostate I activeted something deep in my body, like I switched a switch. a gay switch
i think me ramming that prostate with that HORSEcock turned me gay like one gaysex makes you gay?
Is it normal for gays to cum while shitting? do gay women cum while shitting too? if you are a lgbtqpz+ pls tell me in the comments what makes you cum.
btw so one day I ate kfc (im not black) and I got what I dreaded sinxe I came from shitting first: clerus.
Clerus is what I call a condition in which I get shit with the consistency of constipation but it comes out with the violence of diarrehehaah.
I came like a machine rifle, like I was giving birth to anal beads of pure cumming, I was loosing my mind, screaming from the clerus pain (clerus is extremely painful) and moaning from the pleasure
I eventually woke up in a hospizal, my mom broke into the taco bell bathroom after she heard the screams and saw me passed out on the floor, shit stil stuck between my legs.
so help guys, please explain my why I cum while shitting and how I can undo it. Msut I go to a doctor or gay conversion therapy or something im scared.
So basically, I have been playing with my ass. Mold from BD.
Horsecock.
Now I am not gay, I have NO interest in menCOCKS or menBALLS, but I have had a lot of interest in anal, because I heard it feels good and theres nothing gay about it.
okay so I was using that horsecock on my ass and it felt great, it was going in and out and my COCK was getting hard like plastic when suddenly I felt something... swampy in my ass.
I first ignored it and kept going until i felt more and more swampyness and its started kinda getting slippery in my sphinkter.
In hindsight, I think it was diarreah that was leaking out from all the melon I ate that day. Eventually I slipped on the orfice swamp turds and rammed the horsecock full force into my prostate like those tiny boxing sacks that women like to punch?
Thats my prostate but instead of fists its a horsecock.
I cummed harder like any man ever had, I lay there in a puddle of cum and a little bit of melon diarrehaeah, browned horseCOCK in hand, almost passing out from the strongest cum.
So one day later I was taking a shit that would make EDP proud. Massive log, almost constipated, like giving birth to a cement baby.
As soon as the shit came out I orgasmoned so hard I moaned out loud like a hirny bitch, which I hate myself for as it alerted the kindergarden janitor who came to look whats going on and then saw me squatting over the floor, which cost me my fucking job btw.
but I was super freaked out like holy moly macaroni why did I cum from taken a shit?!
Sure I sometimes get horny when it smells good enough, but I never outright came.
I think that when I hit my prostate I activeted something deep in my body, like I switched a switch. a gay switch
i think me ramming that prostate with that HORSEcock turned me gay like one gaysex makes you gay?
Is it normal for gays to cum while shitting? do gay women cum while shitting too? if you are a lgbtqpz+ pls tell me in the comments what makes you cum.
btw so one day I ate kfc (im not black) and I got what I dreaded sinxe I came from shitting first: clerus.
Clerus is what I call a condition in which I get shit with the consistency of constipation but it comes out with the violence of diarrehehaah.
I came like a machine rifle, like I was giving birth to anal beads of pure cumming, I was loosing my mind, screaming from the clerus pain (clerus is extremely painful) and moaning from the pleasure
I eventually woke up in a hospizal, my mom broke into the taco bell bathroom after she heard the screams and saw me passed out on the floor, shit stil stuck between my legs.
so help guys, please explain my why I cum while shitting and how I can undo it. Msut I go to a doctor or gay conversion therapy or something im scared.
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