OP 14 February, 2026 - 11:19 AM
(This post was last modified: 28 February, 2026 - 11:47 AM by Gopnik. Edited 1 time in total.)
@telus was sad because I did not post anything for the single men on valentine day.
Not that I would ever need to use this method, but here you are.
Enjoy fucking a piece of plastic, nerds![[Image: kek.png]](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.cracked.sh%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fkek.png)
Leave like or rep if this helped you bust a nut.
Not that I would ever need to use this method, but here you are.
Enjoy fucking a piece of plastic, nerds
![[Image: kek.png]](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.cracked.sh%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fkek.png)
Leave like or rep if this helped you bust a nut.
![[Image: ?u=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fypr3jh.gif]](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fypr3jh.gif)
![[Image: standard.gif]](https://i.ibb.co/jP0DkY1G/standard.gif)
![[Image: aCOxKDS.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/aCOxKDS.gif)