OP 30 May, 2019 - 04:59 AM
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.
She spends £15000 and looks sensational.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think i am?".
'about 32,' is the reply'.
'Nope! i'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into mcdonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile. 'Nope, i'm 50.'
Now she's feeling, really good about herself. She stops at the candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus, to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
he replies..
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully..
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She spends £15000 and looks sensational.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think i am?".
'about 32,' is the reply'.
'Nope! i'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into mcdonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile. 'Nope, i'm 50.'
Now she's feeling, really good about herself. She stops at the candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'
While waiting for the bus, to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
he replies..
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully..
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