OP 04 September, 2022 - 03:25 PM
So this one time when I was like 19 I was at mall
Just getting dumb Christmas shit for my gf
I eat a Cinnabon and immediately have to empty my entire bowels
Those things are delicious but fuck they are just pure garbage food
Find nearest bathroom
It's way out of the way down some weird hallway
No way anyone uses this weird secret bathroom
Walk in
It's completely empty
Fuck yeah
Sit down and immediately start cranking a fat shit out of my ass
This beast is like 90% out of my asshole when the door bursts open
See 2 pairs of feet and hear lots of commotion
They're fighting
My asshole freezes instantly
Shit shit wtf do I do
Lots of grunting and heavy breathing mixed with a few insults
Guy screams something unintelligible
Absolutely guttural, Bigfoot type scream of nonsensical gibberish
Sends chills down my spine
He completely clobbers the other dude while shrieking like a pissed off Albanian rapist
Guy falls down unconscious
This log is slowly losing connection with my anus
Albanian retard standing there still breathing heavily
My ship finally departs from the mainland
PLOP
Heavy breathing stops
...
Fuck this dude is gonna kick my ass, he's an animal
WHAM
He slams into the stall door
Starts shrieking again
He's repeatedly slamming into the door at hypersonic speed and screaming nonsense
Sounds like someone put a bunch of peanut butter in their mouth and tried to recite the constitution
Primal instincts kick in
I slowly reach into the toilet and wield my brown creation
I crouch slightly as I stand
I whisper to it as I clench it tighter and prepare
"Go, my son..."
Roll it under the stall door
He sees it and becomes fixated on it
Starts smashing it with his foot and laughing maniacally
I crawl under the opposite side of the stall and make a run for it
Drive home sweating bullets with an unwiped ass
Realize I forgot my gfs Christmas present
Fuck
The end
Just getting dumb Christmas shit for my gf
I eat a Cinnabon and immediately have to empty my entire bowels
Those things are delicious but fuck they are just pure garbage food
Find nearest bathroom
It's way out of the way down some weird hallway
No way anyone uses this weird secret bathroom
Walk in
It's completely empty
Fuck yeah
Sit down and immediately start cranking a fat shit out of my ass
This beast is like 90% out of my asshole when the door bursts open
See 2 pairs of feet and hear lots of commotion
They're fighting
My asshole freezes instantly
Shit shit wtf do I do
Lots of grunting and heavy breathing mixed with a few insults
Guy screams something unintelligible
Absolutely guttural, Bigfoot type scream of nonsensical gibberish
Sends chills down my spine
He completely clobbers the other dude while shrieking like a pissed off Albanian rapist
Guy falls down unconscious
This log is slowly losing connection with my anus
Albanian retard standing there still breathing heavily
My ship finally departs from the mainland
PLOP
Heavy breathing stops
...
Fuck this dude is gonna kick my ass, he's an animal
WHAM
He slams into the stall door
Starts shrieking again
He's repeatedly slamming into the door at hypersonic speed and screaming nonsense
Sounds like someone put a bunch of peanut butter in their mouth and tried to recite the constitution
Primal instincts kick in
I slowly reach into the toilet and wield my brown creation
I crouch slightly as I stand
I whisper to it as I clench it tighter and prepare
"Go, my son..."
Roll it under the stall door
He sees it and becomes fixated on it
Starts smashing it with his foot and laughing maniacally
I crawl under the opposite side of the stall and make a run for it
Drive home sweating bullets with an unwiped ass
Realize I forgot my gfs Christmas present
Fuck
The end
