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be me browsing interwebs stumble upon 4chan always a wild ride decide to read some greentext chuckle.exe decide to share my own story heregoesnothing.jpg

be last week craving pizza like mad order from favorite place delivery takes ages doorbell finally rings itshappening.gif open door see qt3.14 delivery girl ohheckyes.mp3 tip generously take pizza and retreat to mancave

open pizza box wheresthetoppings.mpeg just a sad, lonely cheese pizza didn't even order cheese want to cry see note in box "sorry for the wait, we ran out of toppings :(" signed qt3.14 delivery girl feel a little better still hungry tho eat sad cheese pizza it's not so bad be content with life still miss the toppings tho

 

be me introvertguy.png browsing 4chan for lols remember friend's birthday party tonight socialanxietyintensifies.mov decide to go anyway be brave.exe

arrive at party everyone's in costume didn't get the memo awkwardasusual.mp4 friend introduces me to people mumble something unintelligible they laugh guess I'm funny now justgowithit.bmp

couple hours in actually having fun whoami.jpeg go to bathroom overhear conversation "that guy is so funny, he should do stand-up" they're talking about me selfesteemrising.avi feel unstoppable

back to living room everyone gathered around for cake candles lit friend starts speech lights suddenly go out birthdayboy.gif someone yells "surprise!" hear loud thud lights back on cake all over floor friend's face red slipped in the dark silence.wav

everyone looks at me ididntdoit.jpg decide to crack a joke "talk about a piece of cake!" room erupts in laughter imthefunnynow.png party continues feel like dark humor king best night ever maybe I should do stand-up

 

be me insomniac_nights.jpg browsing 4chan in the dark life's a mess looking for twisted humor escapism at its finest

decide to go for a walk dark alleyways are my jam whatcouldgowrong.mp3 stumble upon a sketchy bar enter out of curiosity bar's dimly lit, perfect vibe grab a drink wallflower.exe

notice a group in the corner laughing at something on a laptop curiosity piqued inch closer see a video playing bunch of people pranking a homeless man stealing his stuff and laughing disgust.png dark humor has its limits my jimmies are rustled

decide to take action slip away unnoticed find homeless man from the video turns out he's just around the corner listen to his story heartbreaking.wav hatch a plan justiceisserved.jpeg

sneak back to bar grab laptop while they're distracted make a run for it missionaccomplished.mp4 return laptop to homeless man watch his eyes light up "thank you," he whispers worthit.gif head back home still dark, but feeling lighter
 

 

be me insomniac_nights.jpg browsing 4chan in the dark twisted humor is my thing decide to take a walk dark alleys are my domain

hear whispers curiosity intensifies follow the sound stumble upon secret gathering masked figures wtfishappening.mov

too intrigued to leave spy from the shadows creepy ritual going on hooded figures chanting thisisgettingweird.mp4 see someone tied up in the center panic.exe

adrenaline kicks in can't just stand by time for some vigilante justice snatch a makeshift weapon sneak up on the nearest hooded figure strike them down domino effect

chaos ensues cult members scatter rush to free the captive it's a girl eyes full of fear "who are you?" she asks don't have time to explain

lead her out of the alley heart pounding can't believe what just happened too dark even for me but at least she's safe go our separate ways never speak of it again

 

> be me
> 22 year old NEET
> mom yells at me to get a job
> mfw I've been applying but no luck
> whatever.jpg
> decide to try one more time
> find ad for weird job in the woods
> why not, can't get worse
> apply, get an interview
> actually nail it, somehow
> get hired on the spot
> ecstatic.gif
> first day of work, show up to the woods
> meet coworkers, bunch of eccentric weirdos
> turns out I'm working at a haunted camp
> welp, too late to back out now
> ghosts and ghouls everywhere
> coworkers turn out to be chill though
> become one with the supernatural
> mom now proud, no longer a NEET
> mfw I have a job, friends, and supernatural powers





> be me
> 19 year old college student
> first day of class
> sitting alone, hoping to make friends
> qt3.14 sits next to me
> tryingnottosweat.jpg
> we start talking, have a lot in common
> become friends, hang out after class
> fast forward a few weeks
> group project assigned
> join forces with qt3.14 and some other classmates
> work late nights together
> grab food and coffee after study sessions
> bonding intensifies
> eventually develop a crush on qt3.14
> too scared to make a move
> project deadline day
> group presentation goes well
> decide to celebrate at a local bar
> courage.building
> finally confess my feelings to qt3.14
> turns out, they felt the same way
> mfw we start dating and college life is better than expected