Supreme [EXCLUSIVE] How To Become a Jew | GUIDE :kap:

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This Guide was requested by the infamous member @TabooAnime

Step 1: Become Unreasonably Rich
Acquire a ridiculous amount of wealth. Start with a lemonade stand and end up owning banks, oil reserves, and maybe a continent or two. (Hint: Monopolies are underrated.)

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Step 2: Invent a Fake Crisis
Every good overlord knows the power of chaos. Invent a global crisis—bonus points if it involves something confusing, like "quantum inflationary deflation." The goal? Make people panic while you “offer solutions.”

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Step 3: Manipulate Currencies Like a Pro
Who needs forex trading when you can just create demand for currencies? Buy up half the world's supply of a random currency like the Albanian lek just to confuse everyone.

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Step 4: Control the Media
Nobody will notice your world domination if you run the memes. Start small—puppeteer trending TikToks. Next thing you know, you’re subtly inserting your face into every world leader's photo.

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Step 5: Distribute Free Avocado Toast
Want millennials on your side? Offer free avocado toast. This will destroy the housing market, ensuring eternal rental dependency (muahahaha). Bonus: Boomers will be too busy complaining to notice your global schemes.

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Step 6: Launch a Useless Cryptocurrency
Convince people your random digital coin is the future of money. Give it a catchy name like "WorldoCoin" or "EvilBankToken." Use the proceeds to buy gold... lots of gold.

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Step 7: Announce World Peace, But With Strings Attached
Once you’ve taken over, generously offer world peace—at a cost. Everyone must follow your arbitrary rules, like wearing matching socks or singing the "Money, Money, Money" chorus before breakfast.

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step 0: rape innocent children (avodah zarah 37a)

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step 0: rape innocent children (avodah zarah 37a)

we all know they're heartless.

Beware of Impersonators!