OP 18 January, 2025 - 09:10 AM
Instructions:
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- Select Your Glass
- Pick a clean, sturdy glass. Bonus points if it’s not already full of something else.
- Pick a clean, sturdy glass. Bonus points if it’s not already full of something else.
- Get the Milk
- Retrieve your milk from the fridge. Make sure it’s fresh (check the expiration date—you don’t want sour milk drama). Shake the container gently if it’s one of those fancy kinds.
- Retrieve your milk from the fridge. Make sure it’s fresh (check the expiration date—you don’t want sour milk drama). Shake the container gently if it’s one of those fancy kinds.
- Open the Milk Container
- Twist off the cap, peel the seal, or open the spout. Avoid squeezing the container unless you want chaos.
- Twist off the cap, peel the seal, or open the spout. Avoid squeezing the container unless you want chaos.
- Position the Glass and Milk
- Place the glass on a flat, stable surface (preferably not tilted). Hold the milk container securely with your dominant hand. If it’s heavy, use both hands. Safety first.
- Place the glass on a flat, stable surface (preferably not tilted). Hold the milk container securely with your dominant hand. If it’s heavy, use both hands. Safety first.
- Pour the Milk
- Tilt the milk container slowly, aiming the spout at the center of the glass. Keep pouring until the glass is about ¾ full (or however much milk you want). Stop before it overflows—this isn’t a comedy sketch.
- Tilt the milk container slowly, aiming the spout at the center of the glass. Keep pouring until the glass is about ¾ full (or however much milk you want). Stop before it overflows—this isn’t a comedy sketch.
- Close the Milk Container
- Return the cap or seal to the milk container and place it back in the fridge. Don’t leave it on the counter unless warm milk is your thing.
- Return the cap or seal to the milk container and place it back in the fridge. Don’t leave it on the counter unless warm milk is your thing.
- Admire Your Work
- Look at your perfectly poured glass of milk and pat yourself on the back. You did it! ?
- Look at your perfectly poured glass of milk and pat yourself on the back. You did it! ?
- Enjoy
- Pick up the glass, take a sip, and enjoy your milk like the professional milk-pourer you now are.
- Pick up the glass, take a sip, and enjoy your milk like the professional milk-pourer you now are.
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