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Step-by-Step Guide: How to Open a Door

by unauthorised - 18 January, 2025 - 09:11 AM
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Tools Needed:
  • 1 door
  • 1 functional hand (or foot if you're feeling fancy)
  • Basic motor skills

Instructions:
  1. Locate the Door
    • Identify the door you want to open. Double-check it’s not a wall with a doorknob (it happens to the best of us).
  2. Approach the Door
    • Walk up to the door at a reasonable speed. Don’t charge at it unless you're auditioning for an action movie.
  3. Identify the Opening Mechanism
    • Look for a handle, knob, or push plate. If it’s a revolving door, prepare for chaos.
  4. Engage the Mechanism
    • If it’s a knob: Grasp it with your hand and twist gently.
    • If it’s a handle: Pull or push as indicated.
    • If it’s a push plate: Use your hand or shoulder to push it open. Bonus style points for using your hip.
  5. Push or Pull
    • Move the door in the appropriate direction. If you guessed wrong, try the opposite. Remember, doors love playing mind games.
  6. Step Through the Doorway
    • Walk through the open door like a pro. Avoid tripping on the threshold or walking into the edge of the door (ouch).
  7. Close the Door (Optional)
    • If necessary, pull the door shut behind you. If it’s a public restroom, definitely do this.
  8. Celebrate Your Success
    • Congratulate yourself for defeating the mighty door. You’re a champion of barriers! ?
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