OP 18 January, 2025 - 09:11 AM
Tools Needed:
Instructions:
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- 1 door
- 1 functional hand (or foot if you're feeling fancy)
- Basic motor skills
Instructions:
- Locate the Door
- Identify the door you want to open. Double-check it’s not a wall with a doorknob (it happens to the best of us).
- Identify the door you want to open. Double-check it’s not a wall with a doorknob (it happens to the best of us).
- Approach the Door
- Walk up to the door at a reasonable speed. Don’t charge at it unless you're auditioning for an action movie.
- Walk up to the door at a reasonable speed. Don’t charge at it unless you're auditioning for an action movie.
- Identify the Opening Mechanism
- Look for a handle, knob, or push plate. If it’s a revolving door, prepare for chaos.
- Look for a handle, knob, or push plate. If it’s a revolving door, prepare for chaos.
- Engage the Mechanism
- If it’s a knob: Grasp it with your hand and twist gently.
- If it’s a handle: Pull or push as indicated.
- If it’s a push plate: Use your hand or shoulder to push it open. Bonus style points for using your hip.
- If it’s a knob: Grasp it with your hand and twist gently.
- Push or Pull
- Move the door in the appropriate direction. If you guessed wrong, try the opposite. Remember, doors love playing mind games.
- Move the door in the appropriate direction. If you guessed wrong, try the opposite. Remember, doors love playing mind games.
- Step Through the Doorway
- Walk through the open door like a pro. Avoid tripping on the threshold or walking into the edge of the door (ouch).
- Walk through the open door like a pro. Avoid tripping on the threshold or walking into the edge of the door (ouch).
- Close the Door (Optional)
- If necessary, pull the door shut behind you. If it’s a public restroom, definitely do this.
- If necessary, pull the door shut behind you. If it’s a public restroom, definitely do this.
- Celebrate Your Success
- Congratulate yourself for defeating the mighty door. You’re a champion of barriers! ?
- Congratulate yourself for defeating the mighty door. You’re a champion of barriers! ?
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