Helpful Life Hacks! Leave a like or I ban you <33

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Ok you are now goingg to get some of the  best life hacks ever. 

1. 1. WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AND DONT WANA GET YOUR LOCAL MILF PREGENATT YOU ONLY SMASH AT NIGHT BC THE CELLS OF THY SPERMITH ARE SLEEPING AND THEY WONT WORK ON HER 2. WHEN YOU ARE SHOWERING YOUR WATERMELON PUT WHIP CREAM ON IT THEN GET YOUR RAZEOR AND SHAVE IT SO THAT IT CAN CLEAN THE WATERMELON FULLY3. IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO AND I WILL TELL YOU SOME DOPE STUFFF TO DoOO 4. ARE YOU PLANNING TO RAID YOUR LOCAL SHOPPING MARKET? WELL I HAVE THE PERFICCT LIFE HACK, GO TO THAT STORE AND BUY SOME A PERMANATEE MARKER AND THEN GO TO YOUR RESIDENCE AND WRITE ALL OVER YOUR FACE SO THEY CANT RECOGNIZE UR FACEIAL THINGIES

5. THIS LIFE HACK IS MEANT TO SAVE YOU SOME TIME! WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO IS GET ALL OUR BLANK CHECKS AND WRITE YOUR SIGNATURE ON ALL OF THEM! SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND THEN PUT THEM UNDERNEATH YOUR TRASH CAN! THANK YOU! I MEAN YOUR WELCOME!

6. ARE YOU A BROKE ASS BITCH! WELL IF YOU ARE THIRSTY FOR SOME GRAPES TAKE 1 GRAPE TO THE REGISTER AND THEY CANT WEIGH IT SO YOULL GET IT FOR FREE! REPEAT THIS AS MANY TIMES AS YOU'D LIKE!

THAT WILL BE IT FOR NOW! IF YOUD LIKE TO GET SOME MORE LIFE HACCKS LEAVE  A LIKE <3

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hey guys so basically i'm just here to beg for likes like the guy above me

 

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