#1
OP 29 January, 2026 - 09:46 PM
This profile is a masterclass in mediocrity masquerading as relevance. DevUpdates is the forum equivalent of that one coworker who shows up to every meeting but contributes absolutely nothing of value — and somehow still gets invited back.
The Dismal Stats
  • Joined: November 9, 2025 Less than three months old and already feels like dead weight.
  • Reputation: 137 That's not respect — that's pity points from people who feel bad negating a newbie who hasn't done anything yet.
  • Likes received: 28 Barely a handful. That's not engagement — that's a rounding error.
  • Likes given: 3 Stingy, uninvolved, zero reciprocity. Classic leech behavior.
  • Threads: 5 Five whole threads in nearly three months. Pathetic output for someone whose name literally screams “I post updates.”
  • Posts: 18 Eighteen messages total. That’s less than one post every four days. For a supposed “updates” account, this is laughable.
  • Vouches: 1 One single vouch. That’s not credibility — that’s your mum vouching for you so you don’t look completely worthless.
  • Reported posts: 0 The only clean stat… because nobody cares enough to even report this ghost.
  • Credits: 0 Broke-ass energy. Can’t even scam enough to buy a forum upgrade.
  • Referrals: 0 Zero people want to be associated with this profile long enough to click a link.
  • Online time: ~4 days total Barely enough to justify having an account. This isn’t dedication — this is casual lurking at best.
  • Last activity: Hidden Classic coward move. Probably afraid of being seen (or more likely, nobody notices when they’re gone).
  • Recent visitors: A handful of marketplace regulars who clicked out of boredom or mistake (total visits ~388 — mostly curiosity, not respect).
  • Signature: “Serotonin Deficit” The only honest thing on the profile. Even they admit they’re miserable and contributing nothing.
  • Status: “Currently away” with reason “RIP (rot in pieces)” Self-aware edgelord shit. Trying to sound cool while doing literally nothing.
The VerdictDevUpdates is a disgraceful waste of a username. They joined with a handle that screams “I’m here to post updates and dev content” — and then proceeded to do nothing resembling that. No tools, no configs, no leaks, no tutorials, no marketplace hustle, no useful announcements. Just 18 forgettable posts, 5 half-assed threads, and the energy of someone who opened an account, posted once every two weeks, and called it a day.
This isn’t a low-effort account — this is zero-effort with delusions of relevance. The serotonin deficit is real, and it shows. They’re the forum equivalent of a dead Discord bot: present in the member list, but nobody notices when it stops responding.
Final rating: 1.2/10 The 1.2 is only because the profile still exists and hasn’t been banned yet — probably because nobody cares enough to report it. Absolute bottom-tier, forgettable, do-nothing waste of bandwidth.
DevUpdates: log off, touch grass, or at least pretend to contribute something before the next person who checks your profile laughs out loud.
Pathetic. ?