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What did the gamer say when his computer crashed? "Game over!"

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So there was a guy called Tony travelling to another country by a plane, he sat next to some guy and everything was ok until the plane took off.

The guy next to him pulled out a guitar and started to play on it, tony got annoyed and called the flight attendant to tell the guy next to him to stop. The flight attendant came and told him that the guy has a music show and he needs to practice from now. 10 minutes later the flight attendant saw Tony naked and jerking off, she started to shout "WTF ARE YOU DOING!", he said: Chill out I'm just practicing to fuck his mom when we arrive.

    

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@SANTA

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my life is a joke

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Thank you!

Sis to bro : "you're making love better than daddy"
"Yeah, mum says it too"

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I’m on a beer diet. I’ve lost three days already.

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Why does Santa have such a big sack?   Because he cums once a year :D :D

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@SANTA @LOGFO @LOGDOTFO